Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Funny, Funny, Who's got a Funny?
The string walks out & shakes himself until he starts to fray. He walks back into the bar & the bartender says "Buddy, I told ya, we dont serve string here!"
The string says "I'm afaid not!" (frayed knot)
*insert rim shot!*
freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see a Mason-Dixon KAL member behind the wheel knitting. Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, "PULLOVER!"
"NO," the Mason-Dixon KAL member yelled back, "IT'S A WARSHRAG!"
(You sorta had to be there).
Just a thought.