Wednesday, October 25, 2006

 

Funny, Funny, Who's got a Funny?

I have been whipping through these dishcloths like they are going out of style. Thus, I have decided to dress as a Knit Wit for Halloween. I need jokes to put all over myself along with yarn and needles in my hair and clothes. When searching the internet for knitting jokes...I came up short. Someone even said that knitters must not be a funny bunch. I know that is not true! Some of the funniest people I know are knitters! So....got any CLEAN jokes for me to use?

Comments:
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry pal, we dont serve string around here"

The string walks out & shakes himself until he starts to fray. He walks back into the bar & the bartender says "Buddy, I told ya, we dont serve string here!"

The string says "I'm afaid not!" (frayed knot)

*insert rim shot!*

LOL
 
What happened to the cat that ate a ball of yarn?


She had mittens!
 
You all are cracking me up! I love it! Keep 'em coming! These are great!
 
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see a Mason-Dixon KAL member behind the wheel knitting. Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, "PULLOVER!"

"NO," the Mason-Dixon KAL member yelled back, "IT'S A WARSHRAG!"

(You sorta had to be there).
 
You could cover yourself in yarn with a set of knitting needles in your hair(mess it up really well), smudges on your face/underneath your eyes and walk around with a sign saying "Just One More Row"

:-)

Just a thought.
 
Where do you get virgin wool?

Answer: Ugly Sheep
 
Thanks ladies. I will post a picture. We have fun fair at school tomorrow so I hope the kids get the joke......
 
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