Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Funny, Funny, Who's got a Funny?
I have been whipping through these dishcloths like they are going out of style. Thus, I have decided to dress as a Knit Wit for Halloween. I need jokes to put all over myself along with yarn and needles in my hair and clothes. When searching the internet for knitting jokes...I came up short. Someone even said that knitters must not be a funny bunch. I know that is not true! Some of the funniest people I know are knitters! So....got any CLEAN jokes for me to use?
# posted by #tutulady @ 4:23 PM 
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A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry pal, we dont serve string around here"
The string walks out & shakes himself until he starts to fray. He walks back into the bar & the bartender says "Buddy, I told ya, we dont serve string here!"
The string says "I'm afaid not!" (frayed knot)
*insert rim shot!*
LOL
The string walks out & shakes himself until he starts to fray. He walks back into the bar & the bartender says "Buddy, I told ya, we dont serve string here!"
The string says "I'm afaid not!" (frayed knot)
*insert rim shot!*
LOL
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see a Mason-Dixon KAL member behind the wheel knitting. Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, "PULLOVER!"
"NO," the Mason-Dixon KAL member yelled back, "IT'S A WARSHRAG!"
(You sorta had to be there).
freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see a Mason-Dixon KAL member behind the wheel knitting. Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, "PULLOVER!"
"NO," the Mason-Dixon KAL member yelled back, "IT'S A WARSHRAG!"
(You sorta had to be there).
Thanks ladies. I will post a picture. We have fun fair at school tomorrow so I hope the kids get the joke......
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